A bit of random stuff
What has a neck but no head?
A Bottle
What is a single-digit number with no value?
0
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
a Smile, because there's a mile between each s
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
I’m orange, I wear a green hat and I sound like a parrot. What am I?
A carrot.
What has many holes but can still hold water?
a Sponge
If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what are 4 and 5?
9
I love to dance, and twist. I shake my tail as I sail away. When I fly wingless into the sky. What am I?
A kite.
What can go through glass without breaking it?
Light.
I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
A battery.
a Clock
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
0
Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
In a bus, there is a 26-year-old pregnant lady, a 30-year-old policeman, a 52-year-old random woman, and the driver who is 65 years old. Who is the youngest?
The baby of the pregnant lady.
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I am not a cat. What am I?
A kitten.
I am an Odd number but take away one letter and I become even!
Seven
If your uncle's sister is not your Aunt, then who is she to you?
Your Mother.
They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
Stars!
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold.
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
your left hand
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock. When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year, and yet they're not twins. How can this be?
The two babies are two of a set of triplets.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He Stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?
His Horse is named Friday
A man goes out for a walk during a storm with nothing to protect him from the rain. He doesn’t have a hat, a hood, or an umbrella. But by the end of his walk, there isn’t a single wet hair on his head. Why doesn’t the man have wet hair?
He’s bald.