Science
What is the best animal in the world?
Turtle
Can a frog jump higher than a tree?
No, a tree can't jump!
Which ocean is the closest to India?
The Indian Ocean
What type of teacher teaches numbers?
A teacher that teaches numbers.
What is "Quiero Taco Bell"?
The Taco Bell dog commercial.
What is the planet with the most water?
Earth
What goes in the bird bath but doesn't get wet?
The bird's shadow!
How far is Australia from New York?
Very Far
Guess a number between 1 and 3.
2
Which food serves as three purposes and what are they?
Tomatoes
Ketchup
Tomato sauce
If a human is made out of 70% of water, then how much are we human?
100% unless you are an alien.
Which month has 28 days?
All of them.
What is located in the middle of Paris?
The letter "r"
When was the war of 1802?
In 1802
Which food has more than two names in the English language and what are the names?
Spaghetti
Pasketti
Noodles
If flies couldn't fly, then what would it be called?
A walk.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" was silent!!!
Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees, and cities without houses?
On a map.
How many pages is the biggest textbook in history?
100,000 pages
What is the hottest thing that you can find in a kitchen?
The fire.
If you have three apples and you take two, how many apples do you have?
Three because they all belong to you.
If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A wet white hat.
What is the word in the English language that is always spelled wrong?
Wrong
What food never spoils, even after 3,000 years?
Honey