ABCs
The first 3 letters learned in the English Alphabet
A, B, C
The base of the Hindu-Arabic Numeral System
10
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC 20500, United States
bonus points for everything after 1600 Pennsylvania avenue, in order.
A zebra, which is a striped animal, has no relation to this character from the Muppets
Animal
How's your day?
Whomever answers logically first wins.
The 3 most common letters in the English Language
E, A, R
The most widely used number system
The Hindu-Arabic Numeral System
A man waded through a river, drenching his coat along the way. However, his dog crossed the river without getting wet. How?
The river was frozen, and the man was stupid.
The dog jumped
The dog tunneled under
The dog flew/teleported/other illogical answer
The Fundamental Theorem of Calculus states precisely nothing about this very common belief about what, exactly, is in space.
Nothing
ok astrophysics nerds, we get it, there's dark matter and rocks and space junk and all this other stuff. Is that a common answer, for other people? no.
What color is the sky?
Blue, or colorless/bluish violet, or black, or red
(typical answer, actual answer, nighttime answer, you probably shouldn't ask.)
The first 3 letters of the Greek language
Double points if you can pronounce them phonetically.
The base of the Aztec or Mayan numeral system
20
Why didn't the giraffe fit in the fridge?
what kind of fridge do you have that a giraffe can fit in it? also, there was an elephant in there.
This category is named Stupid Answers, which has exactly zero relevance to the number of hyenas in this room.
Zero, I hope.
if there aren't, please accept the correct number of hyenas.
Why is north at the top of the map?
Because someone (ptolemy, double points if name stated) decided to put north at the top of the map and it never went away.
The first three letters learned in Georgian
A, E, L
ა, ი, ლ
The base of the Oksapmin numeral system
27
What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong.
you lose points, the answer was wrong.
if this question was answered incorrectly, you get the points.
The French Language, which has far too many vowel sounds, has nothing at all to do with the only word in this sentence which is not pronounced phonetically.
phonetically
this is ironic because it's the only word that's pronounced "phonetically"
What's the densest material?
oganesson is also acceptable if you think something that hasn't been fully synthesized yet counts as a material.
The 3 most basic elements of feudalism
what do you mean this isn't basic knowledge?
The representation of one million in the Egyptian number system
a kneeling man, with his arms raised towards the sun.
"a man" is also acceptable
17 rats walk into a bar. The barkeep says, "Hey, no rats in the bar!" What should the rats say?
Nothing, they walked into a bar. They're all probably concussed. Also, they're rats. What rats do you know of that can speak?
another acceptable answer would be "Literally anything, the barkeep would probably have a heart attack" or "Nobody will ever believe you"
If It Bleeds is a collection of short stories by Stephen King, which has no relation to this other novel by Evelyn McFarlane and James Saywell
What's the density of water at 4 degrees Celsius?
0.9998395 g/ml
1 g/mL is also correct, because we aren't that mean here.