pokemon
Disney
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animal jokes
100

list the Kanto first partners in pokedex order

bulbasaur,charmander,squirtle

100

who is the most popular Disney character 

mickey mouse

100

why did the student eat his homework

because his teacher told he that it would be a piece of cake

100

What do you call a fake noodle 

An impasta

100

what do you call an alligator in a vest

an investigator

200

where is the unova region based on

new York city

200

what is the most popular building in Disney  

the Cinderella castle

200

what did the pig say on a hot day 

I'm bacon

200

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur 

A dino-snore 

200

why do birds fly south for the winter 

because it is to far to walk

300

what was the first pokemon ever made 

rydon

300

What was the first Disney world ride

The prince charming regal carasal

300

how does a dolphin make bread

with all-porpoise flour

300

Why do seagulls fly over the sea

Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels 

300

what kind of monkey flies to school 

a hot air baboon

400

what is the most popular normal-type pokemon

eevee

400

How many rides were at Disney when it first opened

35

400

how do celebrities keep cool in the summer 

they have a lot of fans

400

What do you call a magical dog 

A labracadabrdor 

400

why aren't dogs good dancers 

they have two left feet

500

what is the most common pokemon

pikachu

500

Who said this: I shouldn't have done that it is not the Jedi way 

Anakin Skywalker 

500

what's a trees favorite song in autumn

don't stop be-leafin 

500

How do you make an octopus laugh 

With ten-tickles


500

what do you call a duck that steals from bathroom

a robber duck