jokes
Who is the Person in charge of the United States?
The President.
What is the world's longest river called?
The Nile River.
Which American president appears on a one-dollar bill?
George Washington
What is God's perfect number?
7
Which film became the first to be directed by a woman to gross more than $100 million at the U.S. box office?
Big
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Which country gifted the Statue Of Liberty to the U.S.?
France
What president is on both the $5.00 bill and the penny.
Abraham Lincoln
What color does gold leaf appear if you hold it up to the light?
green
What is the world’s oldest known musical instrument authentically made from bird bone and mammoth ivory?
42,000-year-old Flutes
You are the driver of a bus. You pick up twelve children with green eyes and drop off five children with blue eyes. Pick up twenty more children with brown eyes. What color are the bus driver's eyes?
The color of your eyes.
What is the rarest blood type?
AB-Negative
Who shot Abraham Lincoln?
John Wilx Booth.
Which instrument is associated with Earl ‘Bud’ Powell?
Piano
Which fast-food company piloted a chicken-flavored nail polish?
KFC
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
Something tastes a little funny.
What is the name of the longest river in South America?
Amazon River
What geometric shape is generally used for stop signs?
Octagon
Hamilton Kindley Field international airport is in which country?
Bermuda
What materials were used to create the first artificial Christmas trees?
Goose feathers that were dyed green.
You are in a box with a mirror and a table. The box is completely tear-proof and is closed. How do you get out?
You look in the mirror and you saw yourself you take that saw and cut the table in half. Two halves make a hole and then you jump out.
How many books are there in the Bible?
66
How many colors are there in a rainbow?
7
At which hospital did the first heart transplant take place?
Groote Schuur Hospital
What's The Only Kind Of Parrot That Can't Fly?
The Kakapo
Kakapos use their wings for balance, support, and to parachute to the forest floor, but they can’t fly.