Riddles 1
What has many keys, but no doors?
a Piano!
Why was the broom late?
It swept in.
What goes up, but never comes down?
Your age!
Nacho cheese
What has a head and tail but no body?
A coin
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
What can you catch, but never throw?
a cold
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tire-d!
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umberella
I have a neck, but no head. What am I?
A bottle!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
Because she will let it go!
What goes up and down, but doesn't move?
A staircase
The alphabet goes from A to Z, but my name goes from Z to A. What am I?
A zebra!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved
What has many teeth, but can't bite?
a comb!
What is brown and sticky?
What gets sharper the more you use it?
Your brain
What has many ears, but cannot hear?
Why did the melon jump into the lake?
It was a water-melon!
What can be cracked, made, told and played?
A joke!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber-band!