Feral Animal Sightings
RATS GONE WILD! Boozing Party Rat Seen PUKING on Metro, Just ONE HOUR into 2024. DISGRACE!
Who is Mary?
Lawyer by day, water-based villain by night
Who is The Deep Danger?
This rat is asleep at the function.
Who is Lauren?
A group of rats is called this, which is apt for both rats and The Rats.
What is a mischief?
"You maniacs! You blew it up!"
What is Planet of the Apes?
Cig-smoking rat shouts out ex's "BIG-TITTED" relative--TRIAL UPDATES!
Who is Natalie?
You can summon her the same way you would her Bloody sister, but the consequence won't be the same. She just sells drugs.
Who is Fent Mary?
This rat is not at the function.
Who is Sophie?
This part of a rat never stops growing--unlike Riley's hair.
What is teeth?
"If you can FEEL IT, CHASE IT!"
What is Twisters?
Spotted: Rat Goes For Late Night Swim in Dupont Circle Fountain--But There's No Water [VIDEO]
Who is Caroline?
The Scourge of the FBI! This would be BEAU-NAPPER blackmailed a known animal rights activist for FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS.
Who is the Green Ghost?
For one shining moment this year, this rat looked exactly like Blockbuster actor Nicholas Hoult.
Who is Riley?
What is vomiting?
"That's right, darling. I. Was. The Gorilla."
What is Over the Garden Wall?
Rats CANCELLED?! Rat Calls Female Colleague "an EXTINCT BIRD," DOUBLES DOWN When Confronted...
This alliterative title is jointly held by sisters from other misters...bros from other hos...
Who is the Hopkins Hive Mind?
This rat can animorph into a computer at will--and if Henry Cavill's around, best believe they WILL
Who is Natalie?
Some rats can survive longer without this essential resource than camels, and all rats can survive longer without it than Natalie can survive without Camels.
What is water?
"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster!!!!"
What is Breaking Dawn Part 2?
RAT ATTACKED ABROAD BY FAR-RIGHT, ANTI-RODENT, POSSIBLY UNHOUSED FASCIST
["It just happened so fast," says witness, "I barely had time to run and hide in a bush."]
Who is Riley?
Riley Fessler stars as the (relatively) mild-mannered adversary of Big Racist Andrew Jackson in this self-titled spec script.
Who is Old Kinderhook, Martin Van Buren?
This rat can't float.
Who is Ryan?
Rats can fit through holes the size of a quarter and survive falls up to 50 feet, much like this Tiny Troublemaking Troubador, who singlehandedly conquered the rat population of Quebec House with the World's Smallest Assault Rifle.
Who is Shrinking Caroline?
"If you love your job, you'll never work a day in your life"
What is Meg 2: The Trench?