A Memoir by Any Other RR's Name
I LUV U,
ALWAYZ 4EVR
Your Secret's
Safe with Me
Sticky Pages
Unread
(& Red-faced)
100

This RR’s already written memoir is called Late Bloomer.

Who is Blaine?

100

“Life’s a WITCH” for this demi-goddess in exile on her island in this book. [Jim]

What is Circe?

100

This worldwide bestseller had us looking for blades and chalices along the Roseline. [Jim & Matthew]

What is The Da Vinci Code?

100

This ragin’ cajun fingers his pink power from the pages of Marvel comics. [Jim]

Who is Gambit?

100

Don’t ask Brian H what happens in this saga of an American family, made into a miniseries starring Levar Burton. [Brian H]

What is Roots?

200

His Cornbread Ain't Done in the Middle reflects this RR’s Southern upbringin.’

Who is Brian H?

200

“Quit BUGGING me, I need some SPACE!” whines the teenage tactical-genius and title character, saving Earth from the Formics. [Clyde]

What is Ender's Game?

200

Hockey and gay romance slap it out in the penalty box with this RR’s guilty pleasure, Irresponsible Puckboy.

Who is Jeff?

200

Anne Rice’s #1 blonde bad-boy really packs a bite. [Blaine & Matthew]

Who is Lestat?

200

All men are pigs, Brian B, or they will be after a stay on the title character’s island. Oink, oink. [Brian B]

What is Circe?

300

This new RR’s I Don’t Remember That leaves us all guessing.

Who is Clyde?

300

“Go APE with finger-painting!” our title character is told in his cage at the Exit 8 Big Top Mall. [Matthew]

What is The One and Only Ivan?

300

One might say the Chrono-Impaired main character grooms his future bride when he visits her as a child in this early 00’s bestseller. [Blaine]

What is The Time Traveler's Wife?

300

At 6’-6”, this built, beefy blond should’ve been from the Clan of the Cave Twunk. [Brian B]

Who is Jondalar?

300

Did they get the ring to Mordor in this book? Jeff won’t know. He’s still at the Prancing Pony. [Jeff]

What is The Lord of the Rings?

400

Audiobooks: Reading for Good Listeners is perfect for this OG RR’s long commutes.

Who is Brian B?

400

“My tragic tryst in GAY Paree!” thinks our main man of his soon to be beheaded Italian lover in this queer classic. [Brian H]

What is Giovanni's Room?

400

In the movie version, Daryl Hannah starred as Ayla, the paleolithic protagonist of this early 80’s Ice Age pulp. [Brian B]

What is The Clan of the Cave Bear?

400

Fresh off the moors, this Yorkshire angel can’t wait to show you what’s been growing in his Secret Garden. [Jeff]

Who is Dickon?

400

Orwell wrote this book 40 years into the future, but maybe Jim should add another 40 to match the math to the times. Too soon? [Jim]

What is 1984?

500

In Green Mountain Boy this RR gets the cat out of the tree right on schedule.

Who is Jeff?

500

“SPEAR me, you HEEL!” sings one half of the Trojan War’s cutest couple. [Blaine]

What is The Song of Achilles?

500

Nathaniel is literally Kidnapped by the Pirate in this bawdy gay bodice-ripper, a secret favorite of this RR.

Who is Clyde?

500

Uninterested in poking matadors, this burly bull prefers to bury his face in flowers. [Brian H]

Who is Ferdinand?

500

Matthew should look for the green light at the end of the dock to suss out the life of a Long Island, Jazz Age millionaire in this book. [Matthew]

What is The Great Gatsby?