What can you catch but not throw?
Cold.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father, and son.
Round and thin, red within, with a nail at the end. What am I?
Finger.
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
The dictionary.
Creeping on its belly, curled into a ring.
Eyes forever open, beware its lethal sting.
Snake.
It goes up and down the stairs without moving.
Hand rail.
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber.
I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts off my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead. What am I?
Onion.
You hear me once, you heard me again, and then I die until I am called again.
Echo.
What has 13 hearts, but no lungs or stomach?
A deck of cards.
What has hands, but is not flesh, bone or blood?
Clock.
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
Popcorn.
The more there is the less you see.
Darkness.
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
Secret.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How was that possible?
His horse was named Friday.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
Candle.
If I drink, I die. If I eat, I am fine. What am I?
Fire.
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter “R.”
A new clothing store has a unique method of pricing items. A vest costs $20, a tie costs $15, a blouse costs $30, and underwear costs $45. How much would pants cost?
$25. The pricing method charges $5 for each letter needed to spell the item.