Dreamworks Movies
A fairytale adventure where the main character is lowkey really rude. Bro meets a weird princess played by one of Charlie's Angels who has to almost marry some really short dude. and is best friends with a donkey.
Shrek
this girl has got some issues!! she's got some skeletons in her closet. She kinda runs away from all her problems but when they catch up to her in her she almost kills her sister (ouch). Her sister's love interest also turns out to be a jerk (who would have thought).
and there is a talking snow man for some reason...
Frozen
Old guy just wants to be left alone. Bro ends up having to babysit some kid who befriends a giant weird old bird emu thing. who's being hunted by some other old guy (who ends up dying, we think).
Up
people who barely work can somehow afford an apartment in NYC. They navigate their way through life and relationships. Really catchy theme song and way too much coffee being consumed at that cafe.
Friends
She fights an evil fox with her sidekick monkey. She teaches kids about important things by asking them really obvious questions.
She also has a cousin; he has a jungle farm show that's not quite as successful as hers (slay girl).
Dora the Explorer
The guy's dad is a goose and there's a confusing turtle who talks in riddles and turns into a cherry blossom tree... what??
Despite having no skills whatsoever he ends up joining an elite little club and defeats an evil snow leopard.
moral of the story... destiny is weird, and food is the ultimate power-up!!
Kung Fu Panda
A teenage fish is trying to get the attention of some random dude she's never spoken to, and he ends up almost marrying an octopus but her sassy little carb friend basically saves the day because true love is totally worth risking your soul and entire species... apparently??
The Little Mermaid
teenage girl moving to a new city. The feelings control her life essentially and when they get lost so does she. In the end she has a massive cry with her fam and everything is all good.
Sidenote: Bing Bong deserved better.
Inside Out
A bunch of doctors who end up dying or leaving over time and it's kinda traumatic for the main character. More drama than surgery. Sandra Oh slays though.
Grey's Anatomy
a bunch of weird characters and a few confused humans, a giant bird with an identity crisis hangs out with a depressed wooly mammoth, a grumpy trash dude and a vampire all live on the same road and sometimes teaches you things.
Sesame Street
An underwater comedy about a fish who dreams of becoming a hero, his best friend/partner in crime is a shark dolphin. He gets caught up in a mess of underwater drama and learns that honesty is, like, kind of important or whatever.
Shark Tale
Little girl obsessed with water goes on an adventure. meets a crab that sings about being a hoarder and eating his grandma.
the dude she meets along the way has got some bad parent issues. He fights a mountain. And tries to eat the main character's pet chicken.
Moana
this one family come out of retirement to defeat a deranged ginger with an obsession for capes.
Kind of like a mid-life crisis mixed with a superhero movie, but with more family drama and questionable fashion choices.
The Incredibles
group of friends hanging out in their apartment in Pasadena. The main dude (ringleader of the nerds if you will) is high key autistic in the best way he can be.
His love interest in the show ending up being the host of Jeopardy in real life until she got fired and replaced with a man :(
The Big Bang Theory
Two brothers (sort of) make it their mission to have the best summer vacation. All while their obsessive sister tries to prove to their oblivious mother that what they're doing is actually really dangerous (but she don't care).
The evil guy (who's not great at being evil) always manages to get defeated by the Australian marsupial wearing a fedora.
Phineas and Ferb
A wacky adventure where a bunch of pampered zoo animals and some weird ninja penguins, end up stranded on a remote island, and they have to figure out how to survive without room service and daily manicures.
Madagascar
The villain is not the guy you expect him to be. The "bad guy" of a video game turns out to actually a good guy who just wants a piece cake that's not chocolate flavored.
Bro ends up saving a drag racing teenager in some candy land by dropping mentos into Coca-Cola to defeat Cy-bugs.
Wreck-It Ralph
The two main characters get abducted by the weird kid next door (who's kind of a psycho) out of a claw machine with weird aliens. He ends up trying to blow them up but fails kind of because they still end up using the rocket to get back to their family in the moving truck.
Toy Story
A group of detectives with a sassy caption and a buff sergeant galivant around their city trying to stop crime but also participating in it sometimes.
The team has questionable morals and try to use humor to cover up the fact their job is traumatic. The series went downhill when they brought COVID into it.
Brooklyn 99
A guy with talking tools trying to live his best life fixing the city around him.
I'm pretty sure that's literally all he does. Catchy theme song though (the old one, the new one is trash)
Bob the Builder
Hugh Jackman plays a really snobby rat who ends up in the sewer city filled with singing slugs and disco-loving frogs. He tries to find his way back home whilst trying to dodge a crazy toad who's obsessed the World Cup.
Flushed Away
Main character is an orphan. Ends up following some kid into the future where he sees how good life really is when you have a massive family. He ends up having to defeat some evil hat and the bad guy turns out to be his old roommate from the orphanage.
Massive plot twist: the kid he followed into the future is actually his son.
Meet the Robinsons
scary dude has one job... be scary. But when this little girl wanders into his work, and he is terrified. He sends her back home through a magic door at the end, but they defeat the purple lizard guy, and it's revealed that a slug is the head of the CDA.
Monsters Inc.
A reality family of social media influencers (basically) created a tv show of them just doing their humble, normal day things - in their massive mansions and countless cars they take adventures all around the world and sometimes are parents to their children, but not always.
The Kardashians
A talking bear who lives in a creepy house with a bunch of other talking animals who sing weird songs, do strange dances, and have awkward conversations about random stuff. All while the bear talks to the audience as if we're all his imaginary friends.
Bear in the Big Blue House