me
what is my name
my name is unpronounceable by traditional human tongues. it is of archaic origin and holds unimaginable power. any other name you may have known me by is a fraud and a sham that I have created for purposes of the safety of the human race and do not count as correct for this question
How many arms does a typical human in the League of Legends universe have?
2
What are the four "major regions" in professional League of Legends? Double points if you give Mr. Tong a compliment (I couldn't think of what to do for the double points for this one)
North America, Europe, China, Korea
How do you win the game? Double points if you do it IRL
Destroy the enemy nexus
What is "kiting"? Double points if you go fly a kite IRL, I dunno
Your champion outranges your opponent's champion, and so you move in a way where you maintain space between your champions so that you can attack them, but they cannot reciprocate
what did I eat for breakfast this morning
I don't eat. I consume energy through the sun via photosynthesis. plants are my closest genetic relatives
What does the Darkin Aatrox crave and seek above all else?
Death (he's so me)
What single player has won Worlds the most amount of times? Double points if you can name how many times.
Lee "Faker" Sang-hyeok has won worlds 4 times
How many roles are there? Double points if you can name each of them
5 - Top, Jungle, Mid, ADC, Support
What is "peel"? Double points if you go peel me an orange right now
Peeling refers to the ability to remove enemy attackers / attacks from a vulnerable high-priority target on the friendly team, either from durable teammates who have a lot of cc and can intervene or from the high-priority target having built in peel in their kit
how old am I
my age cannot be determined through standard mathematical vectors. it is a sum that is so esoteric, the technology required to understand it has not been invented yet
How are Yasuo and Yone related?
They are half brothers; Yone was slain by Yasuo in a duel after Yasuo was falsely implicated for the death of their shared master
Where is Worlds held this year? Double points if you convince Jenny to take us there at the end of the year.
London, England
Which champion has the highest base auto attack range in the game? Double points if you auto attack someone IRL (this is a joke)
Caitlyn
Name a situation in which you would hard shove a lane. Double points if you give me $50 right now.
Example situations:
1). Your lane opponent has recalled or died, and you want to reset to buy items.
2). Your jungler is doing an objective / you want to gank another lane / a teamfight is occurring elsewhere and you want to buy time so that you can leave your lane.
3). You wish to pressure your opponent's tower for plates or damage.
how many fingers am I holding up right now
it is rude to judge someone based off the features of their body. you should be deeply ashamed, and you receive an automatic f in the class
Who are Lamb and Wolf?
The twin essences of Kindred - a personification of death. Lamb represents a gentle, comforting death, while wolf embodies a violent death coming to those who refuse to accept their final end
What was the only year a non-Chinese or Korean team won the World Championship? Double points if you can name the team and region.
2011. European team Fnatic won the first ever world championship because the game had not yet been released in China or Korea.
How many elemental dragons are in the game (not counting Elder Dragon)? Double points if you name them
6 - Cloud, Mountain, Ocean, Infernal, Hextech, Chemtech
Name a situation in which you would not take flash as a summoner spell. Double points if you can name specific champions who do not typically take flash.
Situations:
1). Your champion already has reliable built-in dashes in their kit and do not need the added mobility
2). Your champion's playstyle revolves around sticking close to the enemy champions and running them down. Therefore, they benefit more from other spells like ghost.
Example champions: Nasus, Camille, Akali, Kassadin
what is my favorite game
i don't play video games. instead, i enjoy bettering myself with herbal teas and healthy conversations
Which champion does Mr. Tong most resemble? You may google what the champions look like
You get this one right or wrong depending on how much I like the answer
Become a professional League of Legends player.
I'm waiting.
Scale of 1 to 10, how good is Mr. Tong at the game?
You get this question correct based on how much I like your answer
Using the board and markers, please draw a diagram and explain how to properly freeze a lane.
I'm watching.