Finish the song lyric
DAD JOKES
CBI
Mens health
Goofs and Gags
100

Is this the real life? or is this just_____________?

Fantasy

100

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Bulldozer

100

These triggers come from feelings like stress, anger, or sadness

What are internal triggers?

100

For most men, washing your hair only this many times a week helps prevent stripping its natural oils and causing irritation.

What is three to four times per week or every 2-3 days?

100

These animals cannot look up, which is why they are terrible at ceiling painting.

What are pigs?

200

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, _________

mom's spaghetti

200

Why do seaguls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay they would be bagles

200

This technique involves "riding out" cravings like a wave.

What is urge surfing?

200

When shaving, you should apply minimal pressure and move the razor in this direction to help prevent razor burn.

What is the direction of hair growth?

200

This classic board game was originally designed in 1903 to illustrate the negative effects of land monopolization, but we all just use it to ruin friendships now.

What is Monopoly?

300

No, I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy who can't get no ________________.

love from me

300

Why cant you hear a Pteradactal going to the bathroom?

The pee is silent
300

Writing thoughts and feelings down regularly is called this.

What is journaling?

300

To ensure a close, comfortable shave and prevent ingrown hairs, you should change your razor blade after this many shaves.  

What is 5 to 10 shaves?

300

 An appropriately theatrical collective noun for a large gathering of these pink, leggy birds.

 What is a flamboyance?

400

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
_______________. 

I just want you to know who I am

400

What do you call a toothless bear?

Gummy bear.

400

This involves avoiding high-risk environments or people.

What is boundary setting?

400

After showering, wearing this type of material for underwear allows airflow and reduces sweat buildup to help prevent bacteria and fungi.

What is breathable or cotton underwear?

 

400

Pound for pound, this colorful marine crustacean delivers a strike so fast it creates cavitation bubbles and a sonic boom, making it one of the ocean's fiercest tiny boxers.

What is a mantis shrimp?

500

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna ___________________.

run around and desert you

500

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.
500

Replacing negative thoughts with healthier ones is known as this.

What is cognitive restructuring?

500

According to dentists, you should brush your teeth this many times per day: once after each meal and once before going to sleep.

What is four times?

500

This aquatic creature, which is known to have three hearts, is also capable of swimming without its main heart beating.

What is an octopus?