Old Testament Amnimals
This funny little guy had alot to say to Balaam after he hit him with a stick
What is a donkey?
This fella found honey in the body of a dead lion prior to having his eyes gauged out
Who is Samson?
Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward Damascus.
What is Song of Soloman?
This is the name of the traditional Christian hymn that the high school boys sing after small groups every week
What is "Doxology"?
If you've never watched this show about theological produce, you may not even be a real Christian
What is Veggietales?
This vicious predator mauled a group of kids that were making fun of the prophet Elisha for being bald
A she-bear
This hungry boi traded his birthright for a bowl of his bro's fresh and delicious stew
Seated in a window was a young man named Eutychus, who was sinking into a deep sleep as Paul talked on and on. When he was sound asleep, he fell to the ground from the third story and was picked up dead.
What is Acts?
This famous rapper released his first and only Christian album "Jesus is King" in 2019.
Who is Kanye West?
Commonly refered to as "the Lord's chicken", this fast-food spot is closed on Sundays
What is Chick-Fil-A?
This animal came out of the river and filled the homes and of the egyptians as one of the the plagues sent by God
What are frogs?
Hungry snakes have to eat this nastiness for the rest of their life because God said so
What is teh dust of the earth?
Sarah was afraid, so she lied and said, “I did not laugh." But he said, “Yes, you did laugh.”
What is Genesis?
In this super cool song, KB wants good old gospel and old-school doctrine.
What is "Church Clap"?
This heroic icon dons a purple and yellow costume
Who is Bibleman?
These hungry lil dudes ate Jezebell after she fell out of a window
What are dogs?
What is butter?
You will eat it as you would a barley cake and bake it over dried human excrement in their sight.
What is Ezekiel?
"Heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss" is an infamously uncomortable line from this song by the David Crowder Band
What is "How He Loves"?
This is the name of Dave Ramsey's class on managing your money well
What is Financial Peace University?
The hungry hungry isrelaties got this delcious meaty treat from the Lord while they were wandering in the desert
What is quail?
This is the number of loaves of bread that you could find on the table of show bread
What is twelve?
Now [blank] was old and advanced in years when the Lord said to him, “You are old and advanced in years..."
What is Joshua?
In the song "Jesus Freak" by DC Talk, this was tattooed on a man's big fat belly that wiggled around like marmalade jelly
What is "Jesus Saves"?
Original airing in 1987, this is the radio show your mom would turn on in the mini van
What is Adventures in Odyssey?