Riddles
Quotes
Potpourri
Stupid Answers
Grandpa/Dad/Husb...
100

What is Red and smells like Blue paint?

Red Paint

100

Who said "Hola, soy Dora"

Dora

100

How many wishes did the Monkey's Paw grant?

Three Wishes

100
Which moive is a sequal to Shrek?

Shrek 3

100

What does Grandpa say when it is time to say goodbye to people he knows?

"I Love You"

200

What weights a lot, but backwards not?

A ton
200

Who said "I know not with what weapons WW3 will be fought, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones "

Albert Einstein

200

What fighter jet is known as the “Raptor”?

The F-22

200

On a scale of 1-10, How big is Space?

7 (pretty big)

200

What intramural sport did Grandpa participate in at UNH? 

Flag Football

300

What part of a Chicken has the most feathers?

The outside

300

Who said "Although my body is very limited, my mind is free to explore the universe."

Steven Hawking

300

What is the only mammal known to have no vocal cords?

The Giraffe

300

Which video game involves a yellow circle with a mouth wating pellets while being chased by ghosts?

Ms. Pac Man

300

How many years of Military Service did Grandpa serve?

28 years
400

You come across a cabin in the woods. Numerous people are inside the cabin. Two people are outside the cabin. How did they die?

A plane crash

400

Who said “Not all those who wander are lost." ?

J.R.R. Tolkien

400

If x=27 and x = x + 4. What does x equal?

31

400

How many astronomical units is the earth away from the sun?

1 AU

400

In high school, what pet peeve did Grandpa have?

English Tests

500

There are 30 cows and 28 chickens in a field. How many didn’t?

10

500

Who said "People tell me I've changed. I pooped my pants; I had to change."

Big Joe

500

Albert Einstein famously concluded that E (energy) is equal to what?

E = ((mc^2)^2 + (pc)^2)^0.5

500

A healer a wizard and a tank walk into a bar. What is wrong with the previous statement?

The the tank should have gone first.

500

What does Grandpa always do for Grandma? (There are many but you must guess this specific one)

Opening doors for her.