BEFORE & AFTER
FALLACIES
SPORTS
AMERICA'S LONGEST RUNNING SITCOM
GOTTA RUN!
100
An absorbent, yellow, porous and fictional sea creature whose fibs are easily detected by his flaming slacks.
What is Spongebob Squarepants on fire?
100
If I were to insinuate negative things about your mother, instead of talking about the argument at hand, it would be this.
What is an ad hominem?
100
Because of this event, the Pittsburgh Steelers and Philadelphia Eagles had so few players, that they had to make their own 1943 team: The Steagles
What is WWII?
100
Despite being a man devoted to God, as well as his relationships, this character has been in 3 marriages.
Who is Ned Flanders?
100
Proverbially, it may be a virtue, but I've run out of it!
What is patience?
200
Have a perfect, 300 point game at one of these establishments, but watch out for these stray felines that prowl the nearby backstreets.
What is a bowling alley cat?
200
To intentionally divert an argument to unrelated issues. Largely originates from the practice of dragging fish along the floor to ensure hounds would follow the right trail.
What is a red herring?
200
Instead of using generic air in their tires, most NASCAR teams use this inert gas.
What is nitrogen gas?
200
Son of the police chief, this character has a lot of mental development problems, but he'll still "choo choo choose you!"
Who is Ralph Wiggum?
200
This kind of sentence has 2 or more clauses with no semicolon in between.
What is a run-on sentence?
300
Luke Skywalker flew one of these, dubbed "Red Five," in the Battle of Yavin, as well as for assistance in getting the number of that one cute girl at the bar.
What is an X-wing man?
300
Often found on social media, it is to refute an argument not actually made. In essence, knocking down one of these.
What is a straw man argument?
300
The practice of identifying baseball players by number was started by this team in 1929.
Who are the New York Yankees?
300
A belching drunkard, also known as "The Plow King," whose got a heck of a singing voice.
Who is Barney Gumble?
300
This Steppenwolf song begins, "Get your motor runnin', head out on the highway."
What is "Born to Be Wild?"
400
System of a Down, best known for their performance in this song, intends to deliver a sharp downward blow, executed with the side of the hand, based on a popular martial art.
What is karate Chop Suey?
400
Originates from the latin phrase, which says "after this, therefore because of this." If one eats a sandwich and gets food poisoning, the sandwich must have been poisoned.
What is a post hoc?
400
An NFL player, with the nickname "Beast Mode," who spent the majority of his twelve seasons with the Seattle Seahawks.
Who is Marshawn Lynch?
400
Marge's sister who's known for smoking, her hatred of Homer, and her pet lizard Jub-Jub.
Who is Selma Bouvier?
400
You can "run" one of these at a bar when you buy drinks, perhaps a cola of the same name, for everybody.
What is a tab?
500
Make sure to keep 6 feet distance from others, and wear these face coverings that simultaneously justify your rule as king or emperor in ancient China.
What is mask Mandate of Heaven?
500
Man, I've been rolling awfully! But this would mean I'm gonna roll well the rest of the night, if it weren't for this fallacy.
What is the Gambler's Fallacy?
500
This U.S. state was the first to adopt a state sport. The sport they chose was jousting, which became increasingly popular in this state after the Civil War.
What is Maryland?
500
Not to be confused with Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius, this Springfield bully's name is a portmanteau nickname for executive producer James L. Brooks.
Who is Jimbo Jones?
500
From billiards, this expression means to win all the contests that are left, like primaries or football games.
What is to run the table?