Remote Life
This phrase is said when you cannot hear the caller
What is Are you there
Many employees hope their manager won't ask them to turn this on.
What is their camera?
The commute for many remote workers is only this far.
What is across the house?
This phrase really means "I wasn't paying attention."
What is "Can you repeat that?"
The first question asked on nearly every Teams call.
"Can everyone hear me?"
This is the excuse many remote workers use when technology fail.
What is "Internet is down?"
The room everyone suddenly cleans before joining a video meeting.
What is their home office?
This appliance gets more use during work hours than on the weekend.
What is the coffee maker?
The number of times an employee checks if they're muted before speaking.
What is two(or more)?
This button becomes your enemy when you accidentally turn it on.
What is mute?
Employees often say this before showing a presentation.
What is "Let me share my screen?"
Employees often wear a professional shirt with these below the camera.
What are sweatpants?
Employees enjoy taking meetings from this outdoor location when the weather is nice.
What is the patio?
This simple question can cause panic during a meeting.
What is "Can you share your screen?"
Employees stare at this while waiting for a meeting to start.
What is their picture in teams?
This piece of equipment never seems to work when you need it.
What is a Avaya/Headset?
This awkward moment happens when you realize your camera has been on the whole time.
What is being eating?
This household chore somehow gets done during lunch breaks.
What is laundry?
This creature has attended more meetings than sometimes employees.
What is a cat?
This excuse is commonly used when someone isn't paying attention.
What is "Sorry, can you repeat that?
This beverage powers many employees through virtual meetings.
What is coffee?
This family member is most likely to interrupt an important call.
What is a child?
The biggest perk of working remotely according to many employees.
What is no commute?
The most dangerous time to walk away from your computer.
What is right before getting a call?
The meeting invitation said 30 minutes, but somehow it became this.
What is an hour?