Small Town Phrases
The official topic of small-town coffee row.
What is the weather?
When the weatherman says "flurries", this is what actually happens.
What is a foot of snow?
This is the reason Santa is so jolly.
What is he knows where all the naughty people live.
This is a farmers definition of "just a little project."
What is an all-day project?
When someone says, "I'm just running to the Co-op", they are gone for this long.
What is at least an hour.
This farm essential likes to freeze the moment you look away from it.
What is the automatic waterer.
Fruitcake
This is the correct number of tools needed to fix anything on the farm.
What is "one more than you currently have"?
What do small-town people say when they are actually 20 minutes away?
"I'll be there in 5."
People say this temperature every winter, even if the thermometer never actually hit it.
What Christmas item mysteriously tangles itself when no one touched it?
Christmas lights
This phrase means the job is absolutely NOT close to being finished.
What is "Almost done."
The reason your neighbour knows when you left the house.
What is they saw your truck go by?
This seasonal event is blamed for everything from headaches to broken fences.
What is a Chinook.
In Home Alone, what is the ONE job Kevin's family had?
Don't forget Kevin!!
This tool fixes 90% of problems on the farm.
What is baler twine?
This small-town phrase sounds like an open invitation... but actually means, "please call first so I can tidy the kitchen."
What is "stop in anytime".
What is "This is nothing compared to 2011."
What phrase do parents say every year but never follow through on?
What is "No presents this year."
This five-word phrase guarantees the exact opposite will happen.
This phrase always comes right before something gets stuck.
What is "Give 'er".