We have a good base of features we've launched but this one is the last feature that went to 100%.
What is Reporting Platformization?
"Thanks for laughing"
Who is Violet Zhao?
Somehow Seema's bones are still intact while she's freezing and stepping in this activity.
What is break dancing?
This report joined the team with a broken leg and recently hobbled his way over to another team.
Who is Alex Zhang?
I wish we could have more than one dashboard on a project... oh wait we can! It's called...
“i will chop off their legs first”
Who is Julie Xia?
We've got an influencer on the team! Who is it and where do they post?
(200 points each answer)
Who is Ari Janover on Linkedin?
It would be EMBARASSING if you were to forget our last reporter to officially leave the company.
Who is Drew Alam?
Multiple teams in multiple offices worked on getting this feature out the door.
What are Multi metric charts?
"Hey Ani, you want to do some real work?"
Who is Nasheya Rahman?
Sometimes Henry goes raving... how many festivals has he been to this year?
(Additional 50 points for each one you can name)
What is Four?
What are EDC LV, Veld, Experts Only, and EDC Orlando?
Our previous tech lead who drove upstairs to Uber but has since left and gone to Meta.
Who is Anton Lundin?
This ain't no Epstein but it is a feature we launched to help users get a view of the status of their portfolios.
What are Portfolio PDF Exports?
"I just left a funny comment you should read it"
Who is Matt Fredericksen?
Discus this one carefully, what place did Julie's team finish this year in the 2025 Club Championships?
What is 5th place?
This person was the first one to leave the team once we shuffled people around in the original two goals teams.
Who is David Li?
Looking back on the status of our old launches, this feature was the first one we ever launched.
What is Start From Previous?
"Nasheya is so short"
Who is Violet Zhao?
Matt plays this game over and over again, sometimes even with his family! He's racked up this many hours in Elden Ring.
Scoring guide:
500 - Within 1%
400 - Within 5%
250 - within 10%
125 - within 20%
What is 938.2?
We've had many PMs, designers, and data scientists pass through our team.... How many can you name?
100 per name
Who are Caroline Song, Ji Yoon Ahn, Jigar Shah, Ivy Zhong, and Graham Perkins?