Computer Jokes
Why did the computer catch a cold?
Because it went to sleep with an open window
What do you call two he black birds stuck together?
Velcrows
Can a frog jump higher than the empire state building?
Yes! Because buildings can't jump
What did the fisherman say to the magician ?
Pick a Cod any Cod
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts?
A Pharaoh Rocher
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb
How do basketball players stay so cool?
They sit next to their fans
What pronouns does chocolate use?
Her/She
Where do you take someone that's been injured in a peekaboo accident?
To the ICU
Why was the computer tired when he got home?
Because he had a hard drive
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat
If athletes get athletes foot what do elf's get?
Mistletoes
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his parents were in a jam
Why do you have to talk to your lock calmly if you get locked put of your house?
Because communication is key
What do computers eat for a snack?
Microchips
How do mice floss their teeth?
With String Cheese
What is it called when you work an extra shift at Mc Donald's?
A McDouble
What do you call shoes made out of bananas?
Slippers
What did the Janitor say when he jumped put of the closet?
Supplies!
How did the computer stay in shape?
By running a lot of programs
What do you call a dinosaur that crashed his car?
a tyrannosaurus 'wrecks"
What do you call a fake dad?
a Faux pa
Why couldn’t bacon and eggs get a drink at the bar?
Because they didn’t serve breakfast
What is Yoda from star wars last name?
Layheehoo