Santa's New Hires Part 1
This staff member can draft a policy memo, fight with Rogers, drive Murray to court, reconcile the company credit card, fix Murray/s computer, take care of 5 undertakings, do Murray's list of random tasks A through Z and plan a rocking Christmas party, and emotionally spiral over a font choice—all before lunch.
Who is James?
She’ll wish you a merry Christmas with the sweetest smile — but in a dark alley, she’d carve you up faster than a holiday turkey.
Who is Skye?
This plant, with red leaves, is native to Mexico and has become a popular Christmas decoration.
What is a Poinsettia?
Like Krampus motivating bad children to be good, MAH motivates a response using this approach...
What is the Carrot and Stick Method?
With the posture of someone who rides horses and the attitude of someone who’s had her Starbucks, this new addition is not to be crossed until after 3 p.m.
Who is Kristle?
Just as the holiday season comes and goes, with snow that melts only to return, this person’s seasonal appearance was brief but memorable, juggling odd jobs, last-minute errands, and the occasional automotive sparkle for Murray.
Who is Brady?
Much like elves fighting over toymaking space, our office battles daily for this room that’s always double booked.
What is the Board Room?
Just as Rockefeller Center is famous for its Christmas tree, Calgary is famous for this dazzling light display featuring over 2 million lights.
What is ZOOLIGHTS?
This powerhouse can get the staff in line faster than Santa can say, “Put down the candy canes and get back to drafting that affidavit.”
Who is Murray?
Quiet as falling snow, this new hire writes like a Christmas angel—just don’t get between her and an Ice Cap if you value your holiday spirit.
Who is Kayla?
This year, the office is asking Santa for not one, not two, but three of these magical machines—because apparently they only work when they’re brand new and it’s a Christmas miracle.
What are Printers?
These two of Santa’s reindeer are named after weather phenomena—one meaning thunder and the other lightning.
Who are Donner and Blitzen?
While others dream of sugarplums, MAH dreams of vintages from this French region,
Where is Bordeaux?
Don’t let her size fool you—this new addition brings more horsepower to the workshop than all the reindeer combined, especially when she’s fighting with PC Law.
Who is Jade?
Just as Sherlock Holmes was rarely seen without his pipe, this new addition is rarely spotted without a mug of tea — and a hidden supply of chocolate.
Though its exact origin is unknown, this iconic Canadian treat features flaky pastry filled with a semi-solid sugary filling, baked until the top is crunchy.
What are Butter Tarts?
Much like asking Santa for one gift and getting the whole workshop, you ask Murray one "quick" question and he begins diagramming—this is what the office calls that phenomenon.
What is “The TED Talk Ambush”.
Originally published in 1823, this famous poem begins with the line, ‘’Twas the night before Christmas…’ and is credited with popularizing modern Santa Claus traditions.
What is ‘A Visit from St. Nicholas’?