My Leg Hurts
My Arm Hurts
Everything Hurts
Somethings Hurt
Antibodies
100

Patient presents with: Severe heal pain with the first couple of steps in the morning, pain with each step, point tenderness on the bottom of the foot with dorsiflexion

Plantar fasciitis

100

athletic middle aged male presents with: lateral elbow pain, worse with gripping and throwing, pinpoint pain on lateral epicondyle

tennis elbow

100

patient greater than 50 years old presents with weight loss, fever, chronic bilateral pain in back, shoulders, hips, normocytic anemia, ESR 80, normal CPK

PMR

100

24 year old male with no PMH presents with new onset hypertension, fever, malaise, vague abdominal pain, testicular pain, leukocytosis, normocytic anemia, + HBsAg

PAN

100

p-ANCA

microscopic polyangiitis, vasculitis

200

Patient with known OA of the knee presents with: worsened knee pain that wakes patient up from sleep, point tenderness on the inferomedial aspect of the knee (4-6 cm below patella)

pes anserine bursitis

200

Patient with RA presents with : swollen tender elbow, erythema and heat over the posterior portion of elbow, normal extension and flexion

olecranon bursitis

200

Patient with HCV presents with: malaise arthralgias, pins and needles sensation in both feet, scattered lymphadenopathy, decreased complement, 

cryoglobulinemic vasculitis

200

Patient with known RA presents with:

Occipital headache

Mild loss of sensation to touch in both hands

Bilateral decreased grip strength

C1-C2 subluxation

200

antitopoisomerase -1

Systemic sclerosis

300

Patients who lays carpet for a living presents with: painful swollen knee, erythema and localized tenderness over the patella, normal ROM

pre patellar bursitis

300

Diabetic 50 year old patient presents with: chronic shoulder pain that limits overhead reach, gradual shoulder stiffness and decreased ROM, normal x-ray

adhesive capsulitis

300

female patient with : fatigue, myalgias, mental fogginess, interrupted sleep, normal labs

fibromyalgia

300
50 year old diabetic presents with:

Recurrent swollen and painful wrist without trauma

Mildly increased ALT/AST

Radiographic evidence of chondrocalcinosis and hooked osteophytes at MCP 2,3

Hemochromatosis

300

anti scl 70

systemic sclerosis

400

patient with known RA and a chronic knee effusion presents with: acute pain and swelling behind the knee, soft swollen area in the popliteal fossa

Bakers cyst

400

Lateral shoulder pain that disrupts sleep and inhibits ROM, most intense 4 inches down outer arm, reduced active but normal passive shoulder ROM

sub acromial bursitis

400

69 year old male patient presents with years of: progressive weakness of the hands: proximal muscles, reduced DTRs, mildly elevated AST,ALT,LDH, negative ANA, normal ESR. Muscle biopsy shows rimmed vacuoles and ragged red fibers

inclusion body myositis

400

Obese patient presents with:

Pain and stiffness in unilateral groin area, worse with weight bearing and better with rest

Lack of inflammation, no effusion, crepitus or bony swelling

Standing radiographs of the hip show joint space narrowing and osteophytes without erosions

Hip osteoarthritis

400

antihistone

drug induced lupus

500

Patients presents with: hip pain on the outer thigh, especially when lying flat, point tenderness over the lateral hip, normal gait, normal ROM, normal x rays

trochanteric bursitis

500

nocturnal paresthesia and pain of the first three fingers in someone with hypothyroidism

CTS

500

Patient with DM2, HL, HTN on DDP4 on Januvia,lipitor,cozaar, develops diffuse muscle pain and weakness, increased AST,ALT, LDH, and CPK

statin induced myopathy

500

35 year old presents with:

Fatigue, intermittent fever and weight loss

Arthralgias and stiffness in hands and knees > 1 hour every morning

Bilateral wrist and MCP synovitis with decreased ROM in wrists and fingers

Hand radiographs: Erosions and joint space narrowing

Decreased H/H with normal MCV and MCHC

Increased ESR and + anti CCP

Seropositive RA

500

mixed connective tissue disorder

U1RNP