Working Girl
Long before managing community engagement, Rhonda’s first paid role involved whistles, shin guards, and angry parents.
What is a youth soccer referee?
The Portland quadrant where Rhonda has lived her entire life.
What is Southeast?
An RT outfit is not complete if she's not wearing these accessories.
What are earrings?
The beloved family member, and Queen of Rosaria, she was named after.
Who is her Aunt Rhonda Marie Anderson?
The time of day Rhonda insists is best for her daily shower.
What is in the evening before bed?
This is the company from which Rhonda won the most friendships (and, allegedly, computer monitors).
What is Brink?
Her favorite park to walk and dance amongst the trees in Portland — watch out for the old volcano!
What is Mount Tabor?
The birthday girl's favorite color (hint: it's a trick).
What is Neon Rainbow and/or Jewel Tones?
Met on the playground, this is the name of her best friend since she was 6 years old.
What is Katelynn?
This crunchy orange snack, according to Rhonda, is best enjoyed slightly stale.
What are Cheetos?
After volunteering at a New York yoga studio for this many days, Rhonda was offered the manager job.
What is 2?
The event type she most often attends — if she waits long enough, maybe they'll even sign her autograph book.
What is a comedy show?
When Rhonda realizes a date isn’t a romantic connection, she sends a polite and clear message instead of doing this spooky dating behavior.
What is ghosting?
The somewhat questionable nickname Rhonda received in high school while standing outside a VooDoo Doughnut shop.
What is Raunchy Rhonda and/or RaunchyRahn?
The TV show Rhonda has loved since 2009 and continues to follow through its modern reboot — but don't leave just because the cabs are here!
What is Jersey Shore?
The number of unique work experiences currently listed on Rhonda’s LinkedIn profile (10 more and it'd be *noice*).
What is 59?
Her favorite eateries in Portland (name one).
What is Al Amir's, Akadi, Van Hahn, Thai Sky, Yaowarat, and Champagne Poetry?
Always prepared to mess someone up, these are weapons commonly found on the birthday girl's person (name one).
What are Switch Blade, Taser Pen, Pocket Knife, Pepper Spray, Bear Mace, Flashlight Baton?
The nickname she's always craved but is never bestowed.
What is Teeny?
A true TV fiend, Rhonda has rewatched each of these TV shows at least thrice.
What are The Office, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Nanny, Schitt's Creek, Rick and Morty, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Modern Family, Parks and Rec, Bojack Horseman, and Jersey Shore?
According to Rhonda, the ideal long-term career trajectory involves this.
What is Not Working?
The Portland restaurant Rhonda’s family visited almost exclusively for the first 22 years of her life.
What is The Original Taco House?
In alternate universes, Rhonda might earn her living doing any of these professions (name one).
What are Seamstress / Fashion Designer, Jewelry Maker, Tarot Reader, Vagabond Tramp, Social Media Influencer, Yoga Instructor, Coffee-Shop-Bakery Owner, and/or Massage Therapist?
The names of Rhonda's four human niblings.
What are Alina, Luke, Isabel, and Elijah? [Bonus Points for Skye & Luna]
The group of nouns Rhonda loves most in the world.
What are all of you?