GIMME A PIZZA MY HEART
IF THE SPIRIT MOVES YOU
HEALTHCARE HYPE HOUSE
KINDERGARTEN CAREER DAY
HEY YOU, QUIT SLACKING OFF
100
This staple pizzeria was started by the son of Joe and Pat's in Staten Island and was also Misha's first NYC slice (well, this time around)
Rubirosa
100
Playful animals, these marine mammals are known for making waterslides and hunting for fish; our in-house marketer sure knows how to have a l-otter fun!
Stephanie the Otter
100
With two first names and a regal start, this healthcare company was Ribbon's first (and still continuing!) customer
Castle Connolly
100
This Health Wizard most certainly would have had a sold out show at the Comedy Cellar had he pursued his punning career
Fox the Standup Comedian
100
October 21: "Corn subsidies are responsible for /literally/ everything wrong with America"
Taylor
200
This style of pizza has a thick, crispy and chewy crust, covered by fellow neighboring midwestern state cheese, and comes in a shape other than your traditional round
Detroit Style Pizza
200
Known for her PM prowess, this queen of the animal kingdom may share this spirit animal fact -- these creatures are caring mothers who will even take care of a neglected cub
Angela the Lionness
200
This hot new healthcare bot is there for you when you need here, there for you when you're not expecting it, and sure as always, she's there to help make healthcare a little bit more human (kind of?)
Olive
200
The most interesting man at Ribbon is not flying to Mars, as we would have expected, but he's still up in the sky tackling air-to-air combat
Taylor the Fighter Pilot
200
August 4: "SoHo House is artsy, how did YOU get in?"
Misha to Sahil
300
The Montague and Capulet story of dueling pizza parlors is the name of which two neighboring shops in Brooklyn
Juliana's and Grimaldi's
300
Three engineers... two speedy-mc-speedster types of animals. Who will win this data collection battle? 
Aaron the Turtle
Andre and Taylor the Sloths
300
Despite popular belief, this integrated healthcare clinic was not named after Misha's famous food instagram, but rather, is nod to the interconnectedness of nutrition and preventive healthcare
Parsley Health
300
Once a leader, always a leader. This Ribbon OG was keen to unite every country under his democratic reign.
Nate the President of the World
300
April 15: "I love hotdogs and you can’t change me"
Emily!
400
Founded in 1961, this OTHER Michigan original is now the Tesla of Slices, with recent Forbes press hailing it as "A Tech Company That Sells Pizza"
Domino's
400
No need to DOE-re-mi on this summer month, she's as elegant in the forest as she is in her code. No Bambi's here to protect too much!
June the Deer
400
This 2020 IPO darling made itself famous with well-designed waiting rooms, convenient appointment times, and just healthcare that works. From what we know though, their referrals still could use a little work...
One Medical
400
Drybar, step aside. From the looks of her ambitions, we sure hope she had some of the best hairstyles on the block. Maybe we'll see them in a customer-facing meeting one day?
Caroline the Hair Dresser
400
September 3: "wow, all my loose oats are still here [in a cabinet in the office]… I thought you would have cleaned those up”
Fox to Nate re: moving
500
As of May 6, 2020, Josh still had not had a slice of this iconic Brooklyn pizza, named in part after the former owner of a beloved candy shop that existed in its space prior
Lucali
500
This adorable little creature is the start of the Oscar winning Pixar movie, Piper -- he's a long way from home in the Outer Banks! 
Akash the Sand Piper
500
This challenger is a customer that one day we will close, but until then, will be known by its debut hilarious subway ads and all too familiar, almost a hot-dog brand, first name
Oscar
500
Does Canada have its own version?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLUSTle-U4o
Emily the Ice Cream Driver
500
April 16: "i’m a pure blood slytherin for sure"
Josh re: which Health Wizard he is! (I think)