Early life and Family
Chloe
Who is Patricks favorite author?
CJ Box
which body part gets random lumps on Rick
his earlobes
at what age did Dad wear his first pair of open toe shoes?
28
how many pillows does patrick need to sleep and where does he place them ?
3, one behind head, one to hug and one in between legs
What body part did a priest touch on Patrick that creeped him out?
his shoulder to sew a tear on his shirt
What instrument did Dad try to learn how to play in New York?
Guitar
what does dad call fuzz inside the belly button?
bonus- what freaks dad out more, seeing someones finger in their belly button or dad wearing thong flip flops?
Meh Meh
What movie did Patrick force the family to see because it was supposed to be amazing but it was actually a slump fest?
Life of Pi ( also will accept Interstellar)
what food will dad not eat bc he got food poisoning?
oysters or maybe clams
What was Patrick's Comfort item and what did he call it?
his blanket named poodee
What pop slang word does Patrick use a decent amount?
Sus and mid ( will also except high key)
What is something Patrick is afraid of?
Clowns
How does Patrick greet Mac?
" Hey Bubba"" Whats up with you Bubba"
Where does patrick get skin tags most often?
arm pit
30
What martial art did patrick do?
jujitsu
What item does patrick freak out about when it goes missing?
Iphone chargers ( also will accept car keys)
What was one of Mom and Dads worst fights about?
An Arbys Sandwhich
how many tennis matches did patrick play in before having to retire?
10
What is the name of the food that dad ate every night before bed when mom and dad dated? bonus points brand
Wegmans triple chocolate cake
WhERE WAS DAD'S FUNNIEST SUNBURN OCCUR? LOCATION AND BODY PART
RACCOON EYES FROM SUNGLASSES WHEN SKIING. HE HAD TO USE MOMS MAKE UP ON THE WHITE SKIN TO MATCH THE BURNED SKIN
-BO
-Sweat
-Bone in mouth
-Coarse Hair
-Short Legs (Long torso)
-Small Calves
-Acne
-Gleeking
what when and where, made Patrick shart himself?
opah fish, on my brand new white comforter
how many pairs of shoes does Patrick own ?
38