Things That Are Broken
Did You Even Read, Bro?
Things Ricker Says
Why You Built Like That, Ricker?
Odds and Ends
100

This item only lasted about two to three months and was once upright.

Standing Desk

100

This story used a graphic novel to show the depth of this monstrous tale.

Frankenstein by Mary Shelly

100

Anytime someone goes to the bathroom, Ms. Ricker will say...

"Don't drown!"

100

Ms. Ricker can do what with her wrists/hands?

Bend them to her forearms/slap her forearms.

100

What was the reason for a hold in place during 3/4 at the beginning of the year?

Some kids trying to steal bikes at the front of the school.

200

This item used to roll around the room and be used as an extra desk. It too was destroyed by students while I was out of the room. 

Rolling desk

200

This unit discussed tensions between the US and Russia during the Cold War. 

The Space Race Unit

200

Ms. Ricker has been quoting this scene from Holes for the past month, and driving some students insane with this...

"I'm tired of this grandpa!"

"Well that's too dang bad!"

200

Which ankle can Ms. Ricker still pop out at will?

Her right ankle

200

Who is Ms. Ricker's Teacher Mom/Teacher Bestie?

Ms. Conrad

*PRAISE*

300

This item once allowed people to sit a little higher, but now you must sit with care

Wooden Stool

300

This memoir excerpt followed Elie Wiesel into Auschwitz and the horrors of that concentration camp.

Night

300

If a student starts to complain about something that can be deemed minor, Ms. Ricker will often ask...

"But did you die?"

300

What part of Ms. Ricker is always slightly bent because she's too cheap for surgery?

Her spine

300

Who do students believe Ms. Ricker beefs with?

Ms. Lewis

400

You used to rotate the handle to fix your pencils, but then a student had to ruin it.

Pencil Sharpener

400

This chimpanzee got to go into space during the Cold War...

Ham the Chimpanzee

400

If she does not know the answer to something, Ms. Ricker will merely say that...

"I don't know, I just work here."

400

Ms. Ricker has an issue in both eyes and has special glasses lenses. What issue do her eyeballs have?

Astigmatism

400

Where is the ultimate fighting spot?

Sheetz Dumpsters

500

Ms. Ricker often says you have broken her...

"Will to live"

500

The first memoir we read this school year was about this man who was a WWII fighter jet flyer...

Roald Dahl

500

When discussing a topic that students may not have any interest in, Ms. Ricker will start the story/fact dropping with the phrase...

"Not that you care, but..."

500

What autoimmune disorder was Ms. Ricker diagnosed with before winter break? 

(Two acceptable answers)

Lupus

Ehlers Danlos Syndrome

500

Who was your sub on the first day of school this year?

Mr. Souza