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What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living?
A glove
What’s full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
I have a head like a cat and feet like a cat, but I am not a cat. What am I?
A bus driver goes the wrong way down a one-way street. He passes the cops, but they don’t stop him. Why?
He was walking
What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables?
Alphabet
What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
A stamp
What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
The more of them you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?
A nose
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot
You answer me, although I never ask you question. What am I?
A telephone
The more there is, the less you see
Darkness
What question can you never answer “yes” to?
“Are you asleep?”
What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?
A blackboard
Ask this question all day long, but always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
What time is it?
Four cars come to a four-way stop, each coming from a different direction. They can’t decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. All four cars go, but none crash into each other. How is this possible?
They all made right-hand turns
A man and his boss have the same parents but are not siblings. How is this possible?
He's self-employed
What has many teeth but cannot bite?
A comb
What is it that no one wants to have, but no one wants to lose either?
A lawsuit
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take it in when you don’t want to use it?
An anchor
What loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year, and yet they're not twins. How can this be?
They are triplets
What has a head but no brain?
Lettuce