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How do trees get on the Internet?
They log in.
What do computers like to eat
Chips.
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Beast Buy.
Why was the show bad at gymnastics?
She was a flip-flop
How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?
She nailed it.
What is an astronaut’s favorite control on the computer keyboard?
The space bar.
Why did the cell phone get glasses?
because she lost all her contacts.
What did the snowflake say to the road?
Let’s stick together
What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt
What is corn’s favorite music?
Pop.
Pop.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks.
What’s rain’s favorite accessory?
A rainbow
Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?
It’s a weak day.
Have you heard about the Disney virus?
It makes everything on your computer go Goofy.
What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?
Knead for Speed.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
Figure skating.
What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?
Hip hop.
Why was the politician out of breath?
He was running for office.
Why did the computer go to a doctor?
It thought it had a terminal illness
Why is Santa good at karate.
He has a black belt.
Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?
Because they always make-up
What do bunnies like to do at the mall?
Shop ‘til they hop.
What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?
Goooooooooooold!