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There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
I’m found in socks, scarves and mittens; and often in the paws of playful kittens. What am I?
Yarn
If you know the answer your are most likely over 70.
What has words, but never speaks?
A book
What tastes better than it smells?
Your tongue
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He is bald
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
What runs all around a backyard, yet never moves?
A fence
What kind of coat is best put on wet?
A coat of paint
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A Bank
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A Window
What has a thumb and four fingers, but is not a hand?
a glove
f two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Your Word
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
Where does one wall meet the other wall?
On the corner
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
Five—each daughter has the same brother.
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your Breath
What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
A deck of cards
What building has the most stories?
he library
A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?
Three