What has words, but never speaks?
A Book
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
Feed me and I live, give me a drink and I die. What am I?
Fire
What has hands, but can’t clap?
Clue: Every building has one
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither - They both weigh a ton
What comes at night but leaves with the light?
Dreams
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None, he has 3 sisters
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
What letter is missing here J__MAMJJASOND?
F (First letter of each month of the year)
Is there a 4th of July in England?
Yes, it comes after July 3rd
What has four fingers and a thumb, but is not living?
A Glove
The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it never uses it. The one who uses it never knows he's using it. What is it?
A coffin
How can you get 1000 with the number 8?
888+88+8+8+8
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus. But never Neptune, or Venus. What am I?
The letter "R"