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What has one eye but can’t see?
A needle
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
You can catch it but you can’t throw it. What is it?
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest
A dog crosses a lake and when he reaches the other side is completely dry, how?
The lake was frozen
What disappears the moment you say its name?
Silence
What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What can be measured but has no physical length, width, or height?
Time
What weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
What five letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What can you add to a bucket to make it lighter?
A torch
Where does today come before yesterday?
In the dictionary
A man looks at a painting and says, “Brothers and sisters i have none, but that man’s father is my father’s son.” Who is in the painting?
His son
The more you remove from me, the clearer I become. What am I?
Fog
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter “M”
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How?
A man pushes his car to a hotel and then goes bankrupt. Why?
He’s playing monopoly
How many animals of each kind did Moses take on the ark?
None, Noah did.
What has four fingers and a thumb but isn’t alive?
A glove
What common word is pronounced differently when the first letter is capitalized?
How can a man walk for eight days without sleeping?
He sleeps at night
Two people play five games of chess. Each wins the same number of games. There are no draws. How?
They weren’t playing eachother
If you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?