Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I got a hole in 1.
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all.
The more you have of it, the less you see.
What is darkness?
What turns everything around but does not move?
What is a MIRROR?
What can’t talk on its own but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong
I am made of rock surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
What is a PENCIL?
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
What is a CLOCK?
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
What is A SECRET?
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
She likes to rock and roll!
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
Which is faster? Hot or Cold?
Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold.
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
What is YOUR NAME?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
What gives you ability to walk through walls?
What are DOORS?
Only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain. What is it?
What is a SHADOW?
When Grant was 8, his brother was half his age. Now, Grant is 14. How old is his brother?
His brother is 10. Half of 8 is 4, so Grant’s brother is 4 years younger. This means when Grant is 14, his brother is still 4 years younger, so he’s 10.
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
What is YOUR BREATH?
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
What is a CANDLE?
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15km/hour to the west, where would the apple fall?
What is DOWN?
Those who have it least don't know that they have it. Those who have it most wish they had less of it, but not too little or none at all. What is it?
What is AGE?
A family lives in a large tower apartment building, 10 floors high. Every day their son takes the elevator from the family’s apartment on the 10th floor to the ground floor and goes to school. When he returns in the afternoon, he uses the elevator to get to the fifth floor, and then uses the stairs for the remaining five floors. Why?
Because he cannot reach the buttons higher than five.
A lift is on the ground floor. There are four people in the lift including me.
When the lift reaches first, floor, one person gets out and three people get in.
The lift goes up to the second floor, 2 people get out 6 people get in.
It then goes up to the next floor up, no-one gets out but 12 people get in. Halfway up to the next floor up the lift cable snaps, it crashes to the floor. Everyone else dies in the lift. How did I survive?
I got out on the second floor!
I start with M, end with X, and I have any number of letters in me. What am I?
What is a MAILBOX?