Funny
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
just in case I get a hole in 1.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
The more you have of it, the less you see
Darkness
What turns everything around but does not move?
A MIRROR
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What can’t talk on its own but will reply when spoken to?
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
A stuffed turkey
I am made of rock surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
PENCIL
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When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
A CLOCK
Where does today come before yesterday?
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A SECRET
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Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
She likes to rock and roll
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What word can you add letters to to make it shorter?
Short
What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?
The ocean
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
YOUR NAME
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
DOWN
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Only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain. What is it?
A SHADOW
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If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and the United States, where would you bury the survivors?
You don't bury survivors
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
YOUR BREATH
I am filled with keys but have no locks. I have space but there are no extra rooms. You can enter, but there is no exit. What am I?
A keyboard
What gives you ability to walk through walls?
DOORS
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Those who have it least don't know that they have it. Those who have it most wish they had less of it, but not too little or none at all. What is it?
AGE
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Which is faster? Hot or Cold?
Hot is faster, because you can catch a cold.
What word is always pronounced wrong?
WRONG
I start with M, end with X, and I have any number of letters in me. What am I?
A MAILBOX