How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them! Every month has *at least* 28 days.
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
The word “wrong.” It’s the only word that’s spelled W-R-O-N-G.
What has thirteen hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Short.
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name.
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin.
What gets wet as it dries?
A towel.
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all.
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
A promise.
I am so simple that I can only point, yet I guide people all over the world.
Compass.
I go up and down, but never move. What am I?
A staircase.