Funny Riddles
Why did the golfer go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case he gets a hole in 1.
You'll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars but not in Venus. What am I?
The letter R
Where would you take a sick boat?
To the Dock
Divya lives in the red house. Dion lives in the blue house. Inaya lives in the pink house. Who lives in the white house?
The PRESIDENT
What kind of band never plays music?
Rubber band
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A WALK
A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Which way does the egg roll?
It doesn’t, roosters don’t lay eggs.
I’m full of keys but I can’t open any door. What am I?
A piano.
What can travel around the world without leaving it's corner?
A stamp
I have a tail and a head but no body, what am I?
A coin
What is the end of everything?
The letter G
When I'm on fire, I get smaller. What am I?
A CANDLE
Kate's mother has three children, snap, crackle and _______?
Kate
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Light
Can you add one mathematical symbol in between 1111 to equal 22?
11+11 = 22
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A SECRET
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
DOORS
What goes up but never comes down?
AGE
Coach Abie goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes Morah Shoshi but she doesn't stop him. Why?
Because he was walking.
I start with M, end with X, and have never ending amount of letters. What am I?
MAILBOX