WARM-UP
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Egg
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong
If you pass the person in 2nd place, what place are you in?
2nd
How many animals of each kind did Moses take on the ark?
None (Noah did)
What has 4 fingers and a thumb but isn’t alive?
Glove
What has hands but can’t clap?
Clock
What has many letters but isn’t a word?
Mailbox
How many months have 28 days?
All of them
What goes up but never comes down?
your age
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. Who am I?
Barber
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Coin
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
Teapot
A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the USA. Where do they bury survivors?
You don’t bury survivors
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you don’t have me. What am I?
A secret
The more you take from me, the bigger I get. What am I?
A hole
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Towel
What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters?
Short
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
If a rooster lays an egg on top of a roof, which way does it roll?
Roosters don’t lay eggs
I am not alive, but I grow. I don’t have lungs, but I need air. What am I?
Fire
What has one eye but can’t see?
Needle
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not at all in May. What am I?
The letter “e”
There are 3 switches downstairs and 1 light bulb upstairs. You can only go upstairs once. How do you figure out which switch controls the light?
*Turn one on and leave it. Turn a second on, then off. Go upstairs:
What can you hold in your left hand but not your right?
Your right elbow
A man is pushing his car along a road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, “I’m bankrupt!” Why?
He's playing Monopoly