EZ Riddles
What goes up but never comes down?
Age
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Breath.
When do giraffes have 8 feet?
When there are two of them.
A girl fell off a 40 feet ladder, but did not get hurt. How?
She fell off the bottom step.
What is as light as a feather but the strongest person cannot hold for long?
Breath.
How do you make seven, even?
Remove the S.
What gets bigger the more you take away?
A Hole.
What tastes better than it smells?
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.
You can ask this question all day long and get completely different answers, yet all the answers will be correct. What is the question?
"What time is it?"
What has a Horn, but can't honk?
A Rhinoceros.
What has legs, but doesn't walk?
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
A Butcher is 5 feet and 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat.
Where can you find cities, towns, and streets but no people?
A map.
Feed me and I live, give me a drink and I die. What am I?
Fire.
What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn’t alive?
A Glove.
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One.
First, you throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What Am I?
An Ear of Corn.
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?
A Garbage Truck.
Say my name and I disappear, what am I?
Silence.
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
What has been around for billions of years, but is only one month old?
The Moon.
What starts with the letter P, ends with the letter E, and has thousands of letters in it?
A Post Office.
What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every race?
The letter "E".