IN THAT ORDER
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
Which month has 28 days?
All of them
I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Gum
What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
Your name
I repeat only the last word you say.
The more I repeat, the softer I get.
I cannot be seen but can be heard.
What am I?
An Echo
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
SHORT
Where does Friday Come before Thursday
In the Dictionary
Everytime I come, it’s news. I often hit your bush, but only when my aim is bad. What am I?
A Newpaper delivery person
What has a neck but has no head?
A Bottle
You can easily touch me,
But not see me.
You can throw me out,
But not away.
What am I?
Your Back
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office
What ship has two mates but no captain?
A RelationSHIP
I prevent any “little mistakes” and I’m made of rubber. What am I?
An Eraser
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An Egg
The Letter E
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A Teapot
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A Bed
Sometimes a finger goes inside me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
Your Wedding Band/Ring
What is cut on a table but is never eaten?
A Deck of Cards
If you take away my first letter, I’m a crime.
If you take away my first two letters, I’m an animal.
If you take away my first and last letters, I’m a form of music.
What am I?
Grape
A woman shoots her husband
Then she holds him underwater for five minutes.
Next, she hangs him.
Right after that, they enjoy a lovely dinner.
How?
She took a picture of him and developed it in her dark room. Then they went to enjoy dinner.
How is seven different from the rest of the numbers between one and ten?
Seven has two syllables and the other numbers only have one syllable.
I come from nuts, can be very sticky and I taste amazing in your mouth. What am I?
Peanut Butter
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The Letter M
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