Cole
David’s parents have 3 sons snack crackle and …
David
What has a face and two hands but no legs or arms?
A clock.
Which weighs more: a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same.
What goes up but never back down?
Your age.
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your Breath.
Whats full of holes but still holds water?
A Sponge.
Whats Black,White, and read all over?
A Newspaper.
What is 4 legged but cannot walk?
A Table.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear.
Who can shave 25 times a day but still have a beard?
A Barber.
Whats so fragile just talking will break it?
Silence.
What gets bigger the more you takeaway?
A Whole.
Whats always in front of you but you cant see it?
The Future.
What has 88 keys, but cannot open a single door?
A Piano.
Everyone has it no one can lose it, what is it?
Your shadow.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A Garbage Truck.
A boy and his father get into a car accident. When they arrive at the hospital, the doctor sees the boy and exclaims “that’s my son!” How can this be?
It’s his mother.
What building has the most stories?
The Library.
What can you hear, but not see or touch, even though you control it?
Your Vioce.
A roster lays an egg on the top of a barn. Which way did it roll down the barn?
Rosters dont lay eggs.
Whats easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?
A Teapot.
How far can a fox run into the woods?
Only halfway, otherwise he would be running out of the woods.
Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One man was bald.