Common sense... or is it
If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?
The Match!
What word starts with E and ends with E but only has one letter in it?
An envelope
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter 'R'
I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?
a Keyboard
First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright full moon. Now answer quickly what do cows drink?
water
A man buys a new car and goes home to tell his girlfriend. He goes the wrong way up a one-way street, bumps into seven people, goes on the pavement, and takes a shortcut through a public park. He is seen by a policeman but is not arrested. Why?
He is walking
The more there is, the less you see. What am I?
Darkness
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
Everyone on the boat s married
How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in the word "alphabet"
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M"
A guy is condemned to death. He has to choose a room. Room #1: A fiery inferno. Room #2: 50 Assassins with loaded guns. Room #3: A room full of hungry lions that didn't eat in 3 months. Which room is the safest?
Answer: Room #3 because the lions would be dead if they didn't eat in 3 months.
What is full of holes, but still holds a lot of water?
A sponge
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper
A is the brother of B. B is the brother of C. C is the father of D. So how is D related to A?
A is D's Uncle
Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
"incorrectly"
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Stop imagining
A barrel of water weighs 60 pounds. What must you put in it for it to weigh 40 pounds?
A hole
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
She "shot" a photo of him and developed the photo in her dark room.
What are the next three letters in this combination? OTTFFSS
E N T (Each letter represents the first letter in the written numbers: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, etc.).
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand
A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible?
Ever heard of gravity? She kicked it up.
What word of five letters has only one left when two letters are removed?
Stone
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
silence
This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
your name
How can you physically stand behind your father while he is standing behind you?
You are standing back-to-back with your father.