This is white when it is dirty.
Blackboard
What is the best month for a parade?
March
You throw the outside and cook the inside. You eat the outside and throw the inside.
Corn
What starts with the letter P ands with the letter E and has a 1000 letters in it?
Post Office
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft. What is it?
Garbage truck
What has a horn but can't honk
rhinocerous
What 2 things can't you eat at breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
Say my name and I dissapear. What am I?
Silence
What has four legs but can't walk?
Table/ Chair
What always go up but never goes down?
Age
Feed me and I live, give me a drink and I die. What am I?
Fire
How do you make seven even?
Remove the S
Take off my skin, I won't cry but you will what am I?
Onion
What letter is missing here J__MAMJJASOND?
F - February
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One