Why can't a man living in New York be burried in Chicago?
Because he is still alive.
100
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness.
200
Why did the tomato blush?
Becuase it saw the salad dressing!
200
What letter of the alphabet has lots of water?
The C.
200
What beings with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot.
200
What is black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you are all through with it?
Charcoal.
200
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper.
300
Which month has 28 days?
All of them of course!
300
What is the tallest building in your town?
The library, it has lots of stories.
300
What state in the United States is high in the middle and round at the ends?
Ohio.
300
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats.
A river.
300
How far can a dog run into the forest?
Halfway, after that he is running out of the forest.
400
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?
The letter N
400
Why did the traffic signal turn red?
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
400
A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: "I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son." Who was the doctor?
The doctor was his mother.
400
What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
Your lap.
400
The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn't know they are. What is it?
A coffin.
500
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
500
What word begins and ends with an 'e' but only has one letter?
An envelope
500
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters?
The Post Office.
500
How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
One, after that your stomach is no longer empty.
500
I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?