Tease Your Brain
The man is afraid to go home,since the man in the man in the mask is there. Why?
A baseball game-the man is afraid to go home plate since the catcher is there
Light as a feather, there's nothing in it, but the strongest man can't hold it much more than a minute.
Breath
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything (buildings don't jump LOL)
What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing?
Mount Rushmore (HAHA)
Two fathers and two sons are sitting on a bench, yet there are only three people sitting. How?
They are a grandfather, father, and son.
A man lives in an apartment on the 20th floor. the man pushes the lobby button to go to work. When he returns, he pushes the 15th floor button and walks the last five floors. Why?
He can't push the 20 floor button-He's too short
I start with "t" am filled with "t" and has "t" in it
"t"pot (teapot)
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
The word "Wrong" (LOOOOOL)
Why was the mathbook sad?
It had too many problems (HEHE)
Two countries are fighting in war. A plane crashes in the middle. Where are the survivors buried?
They don't get buried-they're survivors
What is so fragile that just saying its name breaks it?
Silence! (oops.....I broke it..)
Why didn't the two 4's want any lunch?
Cuz they already eight (HAAAAAHAAAAA)
9+6=4, so what is 8+5?
8+5=1 (Time)
Who can shave 25 times a day but still have a beard?
Barber
Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What happened?
A bowling ball knocked down ten pins.
A plane crashed off the coast of Mexico and every single person died, yet there were two survivors. How could that happen?
The survivors were a couple (haha!!)