What has four fingers and a thumb, but isn’t alive?
A glove
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
Zero
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
What is full of holes but still holds water?
Sponge
I'm not a blanket, yet I cover the ground; a crystal from heaven that doesn't make a sound. What am I?
Snowflake
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _____?
David
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W
I'm sweet and cold with a stick to hold; a treat on a hot day, worth more than gold. What am I?
Popsicle
What can you break without touching it?
A promise
What do the letter T and an island have in common?
They're both in the middle of waTer
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
I'm tall when I'm young and short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
A fire
What three numbers give the same result when multiplied and added together?
1, 2, and 3
Where can you finish a book without finishing a sentence?
Prison
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter, but you can't go inside. What am I?
A keyboard
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footprints
I’m the rare case when today comes before yesterday. What am I?
A dictionary
Using only addition, add eight 8s to get the number 1,000.
888+88+8+8+8
Why are As like flowers?
Because Bs come after them
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
Take me out of a window, and I leave a grieving wife. But stick me in a door, and I can save somebody's life. What am I?
The letter N