Food
What’s Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot?
A carrot
Why do turkeys get full on Thanksgiving?
Because they are stuffed
I run, but I don’t walk. I drip and drop, but I can’t pick myself up. You have to consume me and sometimes I surround you. What am I?
Water
You can hear it, but not touch or see it. What is it?
Your Voice
Take off my skin and I won’t cry, but you will. What Am I?
Onion
A Cowgirl Rides Into A City On Friday, Stays For Three Days, And Leaves On Friday. How Is This Possible?
Her horse’s name is Friday.
I can travel at nearly 100 miles per hour, but never leave the room. You can cover me up, but that doesn’t slow me down. You will not know if I come only once or again and again and again. What am I?
A Sneeze!
It is always coming but never arrives? What is it?
Tomorrow
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What Wears A Coat In Winter And Pants In The Summer?
A dog
What letter of the alphabet appears at the start of questions?
The letter Y (why)
It loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night? What is it?
A pillow
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see rabbits wearing glasses
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Yes, they're very scent-imental!
What’s really easy to get into, and hard to get out of?
Trouble
This type of dress can never be worn. What is it?
An Address
Why do basketball players love donuts?
Because they can dunk them
How Do You Spell ‘Cow’ In 13 Letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
What word contains 26 letters, but only has three syllables?
ALPHABET
It flies around all day but never goes anywhere? What is it?
A flag