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"Ma's"
What did they say
Kid Jokes
Chickens
Blondes
100
What is a Peruvian Ma?
Lima
100
What did one math book say to the other?
I've got problems.
100
Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
100
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
The chicken hadn't evolved yet.
100
Why do blondes work 7 days a week?
So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
200
What is a movie ma?
Cinema
200
What did one decimal say to the other?
Did you get the point?
200
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By Norse code.
200
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Colonel Sanders.
200
Why did the blonde stare a can of orange juice for 2 hours?
Because it said "concentrate".
300
What is a playful ma?
Drama
300
What did one calculator say to the other?
People can count on us.
300
What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels.
300
Why did chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double crosser.
300
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
400
What is a graduated ma?
A diploma
400
What did one angle say to the other?
We can be right but never wrong.
400
How do you know a duck family gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
Because there is a quack in it.
400
Why did Beethoven kill a chicken?
Because he kept going "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
400
Why do blondes hate M&M's?
They're too hard to peel.
500
What is a fluid ma?
Plasma
500
What did one zero say to the other? Absolutely nothing.
What did one zero say to the other?
500
What is a forum?
Two-um plus two-up.
500
What was the chicken mad at the umpire?
Because he kept calling foul.
500
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.