What type of cup doesn't hold water?
Cupcake
What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence
A girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
Today is her eleventh birthday.
People buy me to eat, but never eat me.
What am I?
Plate
What is always coming but never arrives?
tomorrow
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees, I have water, but no fish.
What am I?
A map
I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can't go outside.
What am I?
A keyboard
What type of house weighs the least?
lighthouse
What breaks on the water, but never on land?
A wave
I go around all the places, cities, towns, and villages, but never come inside.
What am I?
A street
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"
This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it.
Your name.
I am an odd number. Take a letter away and I become even.
What number am I?
Seven
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind.
What am I?
An Echo
During what month do people sleep the least?
February, because it is the shortest month.
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat.
Why?
All the people were married.
First you eat me, then you get eaten.
What am I?
A fishhook
It's shorter than the rest, but when you're happy, you raise it up like it's the best.
What is it?
thumb
Born in an instant. I tell all stories. I can be lost. But I never die.
What am I?
Memories
The man who invented it doesn't want for himself. The man who buys it doesn't buy for himself. And, the man who needs it, doesn't know he needs it. What is it?
A coffin
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me.
What am I?
Imagine you're in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop Imagining!
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M.
When filled I can point the way. But when empty unmoving I stay.
What am I?
Glove
I do not have wings, but I can fly. I don't have eyes, but I will cry!
What am I?
A cloud