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Cat riddles
Dog riddles
Duck riddles
Toilet paper riddles
Book riddles
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When does a cat go to the doctors?
To get a kitty shot! Ha, ha ,ha.
100
How many dogs do I have?
0
100
When do ducks wake up?
in the quack of dawn.
100
why did the toilet paper cross the rode?
to get to the crack
100
How am I?
sad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
200
what is my cat's name?
Bandit
200
Am I going to get a dog named Sassy?
maybe
200
What do you get with a box of chicks?
a box of quackers
200
who knows that Matteo stepped on my toes!!!!!!!!!!!
True!!!!!!
300
How many cat's do I want?
353,465
300
What color will Sassy be?
Gray+ White
300
How many weeks old is my duck?
o, I don't have one!
400
what color is my cat?
Black
400
What kind of dog is Sassy?
a mop dog
400
Do I want a duck?
No!
500
How many pet's do I have?
20-30
500
How many dogs are alive?
over a million I think.
500
Do you know I had a duck?
but it ran away.