What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise.
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock.
What invention lets you look right through a wall?
A window.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
The future.
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase.
What building has the most stories?
The library.
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel.
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp.
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
The word “ton.”
You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter "e."
A man was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What is the end of everything?
The letter "g."
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None. He has three sisters.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match.
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Your word.
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29.
What word of five letters has one left when two are removed?
Stone.
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What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
An envelope.