funny
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
a stuffed turkey?
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
The more you have of it, the less you see.
DARKNESS
What turns everything around but does not move?
MIRROR
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
CLOCK
What question can you never answer yes to?
ARE YOU ASLEEP?
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me, what am I?
PENCIL
What has many teeth, but can’t bite?
A comb
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
YOUR NAME
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
what has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A map
What has many keys but can’t open a single lock?
A piano
What word is always pronounced wrong?
WRONG
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Silence.
What goes through cities and fields, but never moves?
A road
People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Chicago
A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter and 12 remains. What is it?
Dozens
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON