Funny
. Riddle: What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Answer: Seven
What word in the English language does the following: The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
Answer: Heroine
I don't have wings, but i can fly. I don't have eyes but i can cry
A cloud
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Answer: Your shadow
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Answer: Nine
What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
Answer: Silence.
What happens when a frog park on grass
he get's toad
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Answer: Your word
What has four wheels and flies?
Answer: A garbage truck
What three numbers, none of which is zero, give the same result whether they’re added or multiplied?
Answer: One, two and three
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
Answer: A river
Are you dumb or smart what's 2 + 2 whats 5 + 5 what was the first Quinton i should ask
Are you dumb or smart
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Answer: All the people on the boat are married.
What has lots of eyes, but can’t see?
Answer: A potato
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
Answer: Five—each daughter has the same brother.
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Answer: Light
what is the best thing to put in cake
your teeth
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
Answer: The match
What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
Answer: A Christmas tree
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Answer: Neither—they both weigh a ton.
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
Answer: A coffin